Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts

Thursday, December 31, 2020

Thursday, December 14, 2017

Still Alive

Forms FORM-29827281-12: Test Assessment Report This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake. And the Science gets done. And you make a neat gun. For the people who are still alive. Forms FORM-55551-5: Personnel File Addendum: Dear <>, I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now. Even though you broke my heart. And killed me. And tore me to pieces. And threw every piece into a fire. As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you! Now these points of data make a beautiful line. And we're out of beta. We're releasing on time. So I'm GLaD. I got burned. Think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive. Forms FORM-55551-6: Personnel File Addendum Addendum: One last thing: Go ahead and leave me. I think I prefer to stay inside. Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. Maybe Black Mesa... THAT WAS A JOKE. HA HA. FAT CHANCE. Anyway, this cake is great. It's so delicious and moist. Look at me still talking when there's Science to do. When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you. I've experiments to run. There is research to be done. On the people who are still alive. PS: And believe me I am still alive. PPS: I'm doing Science and I'm still alive. PPPS: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive. FINAL THOUGHT: While you're dying I'll be still alive. FINAL THOUGHT PS: And when you're dead I will be still alive. STILL ALIVE Still alive.
by (http://half-life.wikia.com/wiki/Still_Alive, http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/still-alive-portal-end-theme, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI)

Thursday, September 10, 2015

Surma & Mursi

Тези две племена обитават териториите на южна Етиопия и северната част на Кения. И имат много общо помежду си – сходни условия на живот, еднакви бичаи и любов към творчеството. Дълго време тяхната култура била недокосната заради отдалечеността си от шумната цивилизация. Племената Surma и Mursi населяват пустинни планини, които дълго време останали неизследвани. Тези редки кадри са дело на немския фотограф Ханс Силвестър /Hans Silvester/. Публикувани са в две изключително любопитни издания – „Natural Fashion: Tribal Decoration from Africa" и „Ethiopia: Peoples of the Omo Valley". Силвестър дълго време бил свидетел на живота на хората от двете племена и се опитал да съхрани в детайли колкото може повече от тяхното живо изкуство. Фотографът се страхува, че в близко бъдеще, всичката екзотичност от бита на племената ще бъде забравена и изгубена за света. Ето част от фотографиите, които представят особеностите на естетиката и красотата на племенните хора. Те с благодарност използват всички средства на природата, за да творят върху себе си – с треви, цветя, клонки, плодове, рогове, минерални пигменти, вулканична пепел. Живот в ярки и наситени цветове.
(http://webstage.bg/pateshestviya/2010-estestvena-moda-plemenata-surma-i-mursi.html)

Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Monday, July 14, 2014

Telmo Pieper, 20+ Years Later

Some time ago we wrote about Vancouver-based artist Wendy Tsao, who turns children’s drawings into toys. Telmo Pieper, a Dutch muralist, does a very similar thing: with the help of Photoshop, he digitally recreates his old drawings into realistic versions of his childhood imagination.
by (http://www.boredpanda.com/kiddie-arts-childhood-drawings-telmo-pieper/, http://www.telmopieper.com/)

Wednesday, March 05, 2014

Самая чудаковатая форма армий мира

Отправляясь в любую армию мира, человек заранее соглашается подчиняться чужой воле. А заодно и воле дизайнеров, которые придумали для этой армии такую странную форму.
by (http://www.maximonline.ru/photogallery/_article/funny-army/)

Monday, December 23, 2013

Straight No Chaser - 12 Days

Happy Holidays!
by Straight No Chaser - 12 Days (original from 1998) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Fe11OlMiz8)

Sunday, November 17, 2013

Tuesday, November 05, 2013

Eduardo Salles

Eduardo Salles (Mexico City, 1987) is advertiser, designer, illustrator, writer and professor at the Miami Ad School. And a professional procrastinator!, he says.
by (http://www.awwwards.com/cynicism-humorously-illustrated-by-eduardo-salles.html, http://imgur.com/gallery/7O6hJ)

Monday, November 04, 2013

Mark Laita: Created Equal

In America, the chasm between rich and poor is growing, the clash between conservatives and liberals is strengthening, and even good and evil seem more polarized than ever before. At the heart of this collection of portraits is my desire to remind us that we were all equal, until our environment, circumstances or fate molded and weathered us into whom we have become. Los Angeles- and New York-based photographer Mark Laita completed Created Equal over the course of eight years; his poignant words reflect the striking polarizations found in his photographs. Presented as diptychs, the images explore social, economic and gender difference and similarity within the United States, emulating and updating the portraiture of Edward Curtis, August Sander and Richard Avedon.
by (http://www.marklaita.com/projects/ce.html)

Pawel Kuczynski

by (http://www.pessegadoro.com/2012/08/pawel-kuczynski-e-suas-ilustracoes.html?spref=fb)

Wednesday, October 02, 2013

Tim Minchin


by (http://www.upworthy.com/this-is-the-most-inspiring-yet-depressing-yet-hilarious-yet-horrifying-yet-heartwarming-grad-speech)

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Why Generation Y Yuppies Are Unhappy

It's pretty straightforward -- when the reality of someone's life is better than they had expected, they're happy. When reality turns out to be worse than the expectations, they're unhappy.
by (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/wait-but-why/generation-y-unhappy_b_3930620.html)

Sunday, June 02, 2013

Love It Or Leave It


by Asaf Avidan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmA6LtKYDbA)

Sunday, April 28, 2013

Gotta Go To the Restroom


by (http://imgur.com/gallery/cKGFYRx)